Invasion

Omar of Iraq the Model describes the recent brutal and terrorizing search of his house by the Eeeevul Amerikkkan Occupiers (TM).

When we entered the living room they were surprised to see 4 laptops scattered around.

“What are these for?”

“One’s mine, the other is my brother’s and the rest are our friends'”, I said and explained that our friends always bring their laptops with them when they come because they can use our wireless.

“My brother and I are bloggers, our friends work in the computers business”, I added.

“Ah, you got wireless! I should bring my laptop too next time I come here”, one of the soldiers joked.