The Averter of Evil, the Mouse-Catcher, the Delphinian, the Radiant God, the Watcher of the Heavens, graciously answered his priestess’s prayer and granted his gift of divine fire today to the nation of Canada.
He had withheld his favour from the past three Winter Olympics, so Canadians should feel especially εá½Î´Î±Î¹Î¼Î¿Î½Î¯Î±Î¹.