Fun with False Friends

I’m finding my study of Attic Greek also helping a lot to get back into Koine. Shortly after reading some discussions of diglossia in modern Greece, I was reading the Didache, and came across the following conclusive proof-text:

παγὶς γὰρ θανάτου ἡ διγλωσσία

There you have it. Diglossia is a deadly snare :-)

Update: even better:

τέκνον μου, μὴ γίνου … μαθηματικὸς … εκ γὰρ τούτων ἁπάντων εἰδωλολατρία γεννᾶται

“My child, do not become … a mathematician … for from all that comes idolatry.” Could have used that advice before I went to university!

3 thoughts on “Fun with False Friends”

  1. What, you didn’t hear that? Why do you think I switched to a Chemistry major?

  2. You want Christian puns against higher learning? I gotcha Christian puns against higher learning right here. :-)

    Romanus the Melodist, Hymn 49.17:

    Οὐκοῦν ἐδόθη αὐτοῖς πάντων περιγενέσθαι δι’ ὧν λαλοῦσι γλωσσῶν;
    Καὶ τί φιλονεικοῦσιν οἱ ἔξω ληροῦντες;
    Τί φυσῶσι καὶ βομβεύουσιν οἱ Ἕλληνες;
    Τί φαντάζονται πρὸς Ἄρατον τὸν τρισκατάρατον;
    Τί πλανῶνται πρὸς Πλάτωνα;
    Τί Δημοσθένην στέργουσι τὸν ἀσθενῆ;
    Τί μὴ νοοῦσιν Ὅμηρον ὄνειρον ἀργόν;
    Τί Πυθαγόραν θρυλλοῦσι τὸν δικαίως φιμωθέντα;
    Τί δὲ μὴ προστρέχουσι πιστεύοντες οἷς ἐνεφανίσθη
    τὸ πανάγιον πνεῦμα;

    Translation left as an exercise, but this hymn gets quoted a lot…

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