. . . deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed . . .

The recall is a vindication of the American system of government. The French are being hard hit by a drop in tourism and business from America, and are looking desperately for evidence of a government conspiracy. Thing is, there is none. It’s the concerted action of the only political power greater than the government of the United States: the people of the United States.

Den Beste has some cogent commentary on the California recall. Some salient points:

That the media are actors, not merely observers, has been obvious for a long time. Especially in the Iraq conflict. Quoting Ralph Peters:

every indicator of success [is] turning positive. Yet the media insist we are incompetent and failing.

The Kurds are prospering. The Shi’ites no longer live in fear. Even
most Sunni Arabs feel relieved that Saddam’s gone. The mullahs are
behaving. Local markets are busy and full of goods. The
electricity’s back on – more reliably than before the war. Schools
are open. Oil’s flowing. The Iraqi media is booming, boisterous and
free. The Governing Council has convinced previously hostile
factions to cooperate. Iraqis provide more and more of their own
local security. And the torture chambers are closed.

What do we hear from Iraq? Another soldier killed. The rest is silence.

But the amount of “wailing and gnashing of teeth” over the California recall is telling. Gersh Kuntzman in Newsweek writes that Schwarzenegger’s victory is the fault of the press.

Instead, we in the media let this recall train leave the station.
We blamed Davis for California’s energy “crisis” two years ago
(which, would you believe it?, was actually a result of Enron and
other energy traders cooking the books). As apt as Davis’s first
name actually is, he is not the kind of elected official for whom
the recall law was written. He has not violated the public trust.
He has not committed treason. He has not exhibited immoral or
criminal behavior. You may think he’s doing a bad job as governor,
but the standard for firing an elected official should be much
higher than merely disagreeing with his approach to governing and
having a right-wing Congressman in your state who has several
million dollars with which to pay the so-called “volunteers” to man
the recall barricades. Where was the coverage that should have
called the effort what it is: a coup?

This makes me incoherent with rage. That some talking head should think that he and his buddies know better than the people of California…

Thankfully, though, the recall is a vindication of the American system of government. The French are being hard hit by a drop in tourism and business from America, and are looking desperately for evidence of a government conspiracy. Thing is, there is none. It’s the concerted action of the only political power greater than the government of the United States: the people of the United States.

Read the whole thing.

They Walk Among Us

A colleage of mine just signed up for the Canadian bone marrow registry. She reports that they need a blood sample. Thus the following:

Welcome, newly undead one, to your new, er, existence!

We thank you for having chosen Canada Blood Services (TM) as your new serum provider. You may have questions and/or apprehensions about various facets of your new lifestyle choice, including but not limited to:

  • Photophobia: this is a common complaint of the newly hemoglobin-disadvantaged, but hey, you live in Vancouver, so you don’t have much to worry about. Consult your physician for recommended skin creams, etc.
  • Prominent canines: while many savour the shock value, those who would give their eyeteeth to fit in with their living friends and relations may consult a qualified dental practitioner [1].
  • Nutrition: maintaining your weight has never been easier, especially as you are limited to 1 liter/day of blood under the new rationing act, since existing supplies must be shared with those not yet fortunate enough to enjoy your new recuperative powers [2].
  • Superhuman strength, fast healing, poison resistance, hypnotic gaze: please avoid frightening ordinary humans by showing off these new abilities. Some unfortunates are still offended by the sight of blood, open wounds, and mind control. And we all know what happened at the last Olympic Games.
  • Religous relics: studies have shown that it is the faith of the believer that matters here, so be careful. The stockbroker who pulls out his wallet or the UFO abductee with Small Grays on her tee-shirt may inadvertently cause you as significant blindness and/or tissue damage as the traditional crosses, holy water and hexagrams of the I Ching.

Thank you for your attention, and once again, welcome to your new minority group [3]. If you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to call us at 1-888-555-VLAD.

[1] Please see a professional on this matter. Attempting self-modification with metal files or rasps is not recommended, though the resulting flow of life’s blood is so, so good. That warm, savoury boquet gently trickling down your chin, steaming slightly in the cool air . . . uh, where was I?

[2] Feeding on humans, pets or wildlife is, unfortunately, still a crime. Attached please find a list of qualified consellors to help you with those inconvenient appetites.

[3] Attempts to change the ‘minority’ to ‘majority’ by purely natural means are generally frowned on by the authorities.