eBay Follies

I’m trying to sell a Nokia N9 smartphone on eBay. I first listed it a couple of days ago, and only a day later someone had bought it using the “buy it now” option. They provided rather detailed instructions of how and where to email them the final invoice, that did not include going through the usual eBay workflow. The buyer said he was in New Zealand but wanted the item shipped to England. Hmm. So I sent the invoice using the normal eBay process. Then I received an email from eBay saying that there were problems with the account and the sale had been cancelled. Good on eBay. Bad on me for providing the buyer with my actual email address rather than a temporary one that would reveal less about me.

Then today I receive an email purportedly from eBay, looking very official with format and images, but originating from different domain, saying that the problems with the disputed account had been resolved, and that I was “obligated” to go ahead with the sale. Hmm. There was nothing in my actual eBay account listings that indicated this.

Then I received an email purportedly from the buyer, saying the account had been resolved and that he was going to pay momentarily. This time he said he was in South America and wanted the item shipped to Nigeria. It so happens that the name and address he wanted it shipped to is a well-known alias used by scammers and easily Google-able. So I replied superfluously that I wasn’t going to send anything or accept any money and not to mail me again.

Then I get another email purportedly from PayPal, again with formatting and graphics but from a different domain, saying that the money had been deposited, but that it was on hold pending receipt of the item. Needless to say this transaction doesn’t show up on my PayPal account either, and I will obviously not be sending the phone to Nigeria.

No doubt run-of-the-mill stuff for old eBay hands, but rather bemusing for me, who doesn’t do a log of business on eBay.

Update: After a bogus purchase for my second listing, a bit of googling has shown that I should have restricted buyers to those with valid PayPal accounts. I’ll try that next time.

Update 2: That won’t work if the hacked account has a valid PayPal account. I also found that there is a flag to keep the listing open until payment is received. Tried setting that flag, but eBay wants me to have a Premier PayPal account. So I upgrade my PayPal account to Premier, but eBay still tells me to upgrade to premier. Finally talked to a very friendly and on-the-ball eBay customer service person who told me that I’m the 6th person today to have that problem. She will try to email me when it is fixed…

Paschal Greeting

I led a brief multilingual Paschal Greeting in church this past Easter Sunday. When I was researching the greetings I found the Wikipedia article and various websites not very useful for getting actual pronunciations. With the help of more research and some native speakers I came up with the following list. The second line of each part is my attempt a phonetic transcription, and the third line is aimed at getting native English speakers as close as possible (for monolingual English speakers) to something resembling the actual pronunciation.

English
Christ is risen! He is risen indeed!
[ kʰɹɐʲst ɪz ˈɹɪzn̩ hi ɪz ˈɹɪzn̩ ɪn.ˈdiːd ]
Kraist ihz RIH-zen! Hee ihz RIH-zen ihn-DEED!

French
Christ est ressuscité! Il est vraiment ressuscité!
[ kʀist ɛ ʀe.ˌsy.si.ˈte il ɛ ˈvʀɛ.mã ʀe.ˌsy.si.ˈte ]
Kreest ay ray-SÜÜ-see-TAY! Eel ay VREH-mahn ray-SÜÜ-see-TAY!

Cantonese
基督復活了! 他確實復活了!
[ kei˦˥ tɔk̚ ˥ fɔk̚ ˨ wʊt̚ ˨ liuː˩˨ taː˦ kɔk̚˦ sʌt̚˦ fɔk̚ ˨ wʊt̚ ˨ liuː˩˨ ]
GAY DOLK folk wuht leew! TAA KOLK SUT folk wuht leew!

Spanish
¡Cristo ha resucitado! ¡En verdad ha resucitado!
[ ˈkɾis.to a ɾe.ˌsu.si.ˈtaː.ðo ɛɱ βɛɾ.ˈɗaːð a ɾe.ˌsu.si.ˈtaː.ðo ]
KREES-to ah ray-SU-si-TA-dho! En ver-DADH ah ray-SU-si-TA-dho!

Mandarin
基督復活了! (Jīdū fùhuóle) 他確實復活了! (Tā quèshí fùhuóle)
[ tɕiː˥.tu˦ fu˥˩.xu̯ɔ˩˥.lɯ̯ʌ˧ tʰaː˦ tɕʰy̯œ˥˩.ʂi˩˥ fu˥˩.xu̯ɔ˩˥.lɯ̯ʌ˧ ]
CHEE-DOO FOo-khwO-luh! TAA CHwö-shI FOo-khwO-luh!

German
Christus ist auferstanden! Er ist wahrhaftig auferstanden!
[ krist.us ɪst ˌau̯f.eɐ̯ˤ.ˈʃtan.dɨn eɐ̯ˤ ɪst vaˤ.ˈhaf.tiç ˌau̯f.eɐ̯ˤ.ˈʃtan.dɨn ]
KREES-toos ihst AWF-eya-SHTAHN-den! Eya ihst vaa-HAHF-teekh AWF-eya-SHTAHN-den!

Korean
예수 부활 하셨네! 참으로 부활 하셨네!
[ ˈje.su ˈpu.ɸʷɐl ˈhaɕːjɔnːɛ ˈtɕɐm.u.ɾo ˈpu.ɸʷɐl ˈhaɕːjɔnːɛ ]
YAY-soo BOO-hwal HASS-yon-ne! CHAM-oo-ro BOO-hwal HASS-yon-ne!

Arabic
!المسيح قام! حقاً قام
[ ɜl mɜ.ˈsiːʲħ qɑːm ˈħɐqː.ɐn qɑːm ]
El-ma-SEE-ehh QAHM! HHAQ-qan qahm!

Greek
Χριστός ἀνέστη! Ἀληθῶς ἀνέστη!
[ xɾi.ˈstɔs aˈnɛs.ti a.li.ˈθɔːs aˈnɛs.ti ]
Hree-STOESS a-NESS-tee! A-lee-THOESS a-NESS-tee!

Better Living Through Electricity

A fascinating article about the new field of transcranial direct current stimulation. Interestingly he experience the author felt was not what sensationalists would fear — an overweening self-confidence — but instead she gained the ability to calmly evaluate and solve an unusual problem (namely target shooting, a task she had never before attempted) without the accompanying chorus of thoughts telling her that she might as well just give up, that she was no good at this kind of thing, and just not an adequate enough person to solve these problems.

Me without self-doubt was a revelation. There was suddenly this incredible silence in my head; I’ve experienced something close to it during 2-hour Iyengar yoga classes, but the fragile peace in my head would be shattered almost the second I set foot outside the calm of the studio. I had certainly never experienced instant zen in the frustrating middle of something I was terrible at.

If you told me tDCS will allow to someone to study twice as fast for the bar exam, I might be a little leery because now I have visions of rich daddies paying for Junior’s thinking cap. Neuroscientists like Roy Hamilton have termed this kind of application “cosmetic neuroscience,” which implies a kind of “first world problem” frivolity.

But now think of a different application–could school-age girls use the zappy cap while studying math to drown out the voices that tell them they can’t do math because they’re girls? How many studies have found a link between invasive stereotypes and poor test performance?

As someone who experiences a great deal of the so-called “imposter syndrome”, all I can say is: where do I sign up?