Author: Gordon

I am deturmind tw rashnlyz mie sleep skedjl. Sum mienr suxes dhis morning: got up on tiem, drank a mug v Darjeeling wiel reeding Lileks. And trafik wuz liet.

I slepd for elevn ourz last niet, dho. And mie iez kontinuely aek, dh linggring efektz v dh floo, no dout.

Well, a few people noticed. The thing that really fills me with unholy glee is that people schooled in the Whole Language method can’t read my orthography.

In other news, I saw Hello, Dolly tonight at the Playhouse. Very well done, and a very pleasant evening was had by all.

Except, of course, for the dead guy in the lobby.

Noet dhat dh vouls v dhis sistm wur choesn tw konform with egzisting Inglish uesej, not ther (mor kommn) valuez in udhr langgwajez dhat uez dh Romn alfabet.

Olsw, I’m thinking v uezing ‘q’ for dh sound ‘gz’, dh voisd kountrpart v ‘x’. Along with dh voekalik ues v ‘w’, dhis iz dh moest maejr chaenj, I think.