It seemz straenj tw my dhat a foeneemik orthografy in Inglish iz seen az sien v a ridoosd intlekt. Ie think it’z far mor rashnl dhan dh kurent sistm, such az it iz. Dherfor, Ie prezent an eksrpt frum Robinsn Kroosoe:
Ie wuz born in dh yeer 1642, v a geud family, dhoe not v dhat kuntry, mie fodhr beeing a forinr v Bremen, hw setld first at Hull: hy got a geud estaet bie murchndies, and leeving off hiz traed, livd aftrwrdz at York; from wens hy had meryd mie mudhr, hwz relaeshnz wur naemd Robinsn, a very geud family in dhat kuntry, and frum hwm Ie wuz kold Robinsn Kroytznaer, but, bie dh uezhl korupshn v wrdz in Ingland, wy r nou kold, nae wy kol ourselvz, and riet, our naem Kroosoe; and so mie kumpanynz olwaez kold my.
Ie had too eldr brudhrz, wun v hwm wuz leftenent-kurnl tw an Inglish rejiment v feut in Flandrz, formrly kumandd bie dh faemus Kurnl Lokhart, and wuz killd at dh batl nyr Dunkurk ugenst dh Spanyrdz. Wut bykaem v mie seknd brudhr Ie nevr neuw, eny mor dhan mie fodhr or mudhr did noew wut wuz bykum v my.
Bying dh third sun v dh family, and not bred tw eny traed, mie hed bygan tw by fild very urly with rambling thotz: mie fodhr, hw wuz very aenshnt, had givn my a kompetent sher v lurning, az far az hous-ejukaeshn and a kuntry free skool generly go, and deziend my for dh lo; but Ie weud by satisfied with nuthing but goeing tw see; and mie inklinaeshn tw dhis led my soe strongly, ugenst ol dh entreetyz and purswaezhnz v mie mudhr and udhr frendz, dhat dher seemd tw by sumthing faetl in dhat propenshn v naechr, tending durektly tw dh lief v mizry wich wuz tw byfol my.