{"id":95,"date":"2003-10-21T10:57:27","date_gmt":"2003-10-21T17:57:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=95"},"modified":"2003-10-21T10:57:27","modified_gmt":"2003-10-21T17:57:27","slug":"aaaargh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"Aaaargh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to write something pleasant about the quality of the light looking out over Burnaby yesterday afternoon, but after two and a half hours sitting in traffic I&#8217;m not inclined to.<\/p>\n<p>Anybody who stalls a semi on a major bridge should be forced to run across the bridge seven times in their underpants.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, I made it to the gym this morning.  Woohoo, 2 for 2!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to write something pleasant about the quality of the light looking out over Burnaby yesterday afternoon, but after two and a half hours sitting in traffic I&#8217;m not inclined to. Anybody who stalls a semi on a major bridge should be forced to run across the bridge seven times in their underpants. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=95\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Aaaargh&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}