For some reason I have a guilty fascination with ER and EMT blogs.\u00c2\u00a0 Given that I am pretty squeamish — I can’t watch myself getting a needle — this seems strange even to me.\u00c2\u00a0 But the stories of wierd accidents and illnesses are usually interesting and often hilariously bemusing.<\/p>\n
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