{"id":578,"date":"2007-04-10T10:36:05","date_gmt":"2007-04-10T18:36:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=578"},"modified":"2007-04-10T10:36:05","modified_gmt":"2007-04-10T18:36:05","slug":"theres-a-story-somewhere-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=578","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s A Story Somewhere Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/airplanepilot.blogspot.com\">Cockpit Conversation<\/a> quotes a recent <a href=\"http:\/\/airplanepilot.blogspot.com\/2007\/04\/not-flight-crew.html\">ACARS message<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>XXXX JFK-YYZ TWO PAX STUCK IN LAV. UNABLE TO OPEN DR. FLT LND YYZ WITH PAX STUCK IN LAV<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is, er, fertile ground for prurient imagination.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cockpit Conversation quotes a recent ACARS message: XXXX JFK-YYZ TWO PAX STUCK IN LAV. UNABLE TO OPEN DR. FLT LND YYZ WITH PAX STUCK IN LAV This is, er, fertile ground for prurient imagination.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=578"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}