{"id":503,"date":"2006-07-26T15:59:38","date_gmt":"2006-07-26T22:59:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=503"},"modified":"2006-07-26T15:59:38","modified_gmt":"2006-07-26T22:59:38","slug":"tales-of-childhood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=503","title":{"rendered":"Tales of Childhood"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>I once had to drag my brother home while he kept screaming I was kidnapping him.  We were naturally stopped by police.  I was quite willing to give them the sibling but asked for a receipt to show to parents.  Sibling changed story when asked to get into the squad car.  &#8212; Scott Palter<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Not that anything like that every happened to me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I once had to drag my brother home while he kept screaming I was kidnapping him. We were naturally stopped by police. I was quite willing to give them the sibling but asked for a receipt to show to parents. Sibling changed story when asked to get into the squad car. &#8212; Scott Palter Not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=503\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Tales of Childhood&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}