{"id":479,"date":"2006-04-13T16:05:15","date_gmt":"2006-04-13T23:05:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=479"},"modified":"2006-04-13T16:05:15","modified_gmt":"2006-04-13T23:05:15","slug":"orthografy-agen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=479","title":{"rendered":"Orthografy Agen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seemz straenj tw my dhat a <a href=\"https:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=138\">foeneemik orthografy<\/a> in Inglish iz seen az sien v a ridoosd intlekt.  Ie think it&#8217;z far mor rashnl dhan dh kurent sistm, such az it iz.  Dherfor, Ie prezent an eksrpt frum Robinsn Kroosoe:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Ie wuz born in dh yeer 1642, v a geud family, dhoe not v dhat kuntry, mie fodhr beeing a forinr v Bremen, hw setld first at Hull: hy got a geud estaet bie murchndies, and leeving off hiz traed, livd aftrwrdz at York; from wens hy had meryd mie mudhr, hwz relaeshnz wur naemd Robinsn, a very geud family in dhat kuntry, and frum hwm Ie wuz kold Robinsn Kroytznaer, but, bie dh uezhl korupshn v wrdz in Ingland, wy r nou kold, nae wy kol ourselvz, and riet, our naem Kroosoe; and so mie kumpanynz olwaez kold my.<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>Ie had too eldr brudhrz, wun v hwm wuz leftenent-kurnl tw an Inglish rejiment v feut in Flandrz, formrly kumandd bie dh faemus Kurnl Lokhart, and wuz killd at dh batl nyr Dunkurk ugenst dh Spanyrdz.  Wut bykaem v mie seknd brudhr Ie nevr neuw, eny mor dhan mie fodhr or mudhr did noew wut wuz bykum v my.<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>Bying dh third sun v dh family, and not bred tw eny traed, mie hed bygan tw by fild very urly with rambling thotz: mie fodhr, hw wuz very aenshnt, had givn my a kompetent sher v lurning, az far az hous-ejukaeshn and a kuntry free skool generly go, and deziend my for dh lo; but Ie weud by satisfied with nuthing but goeing tw see; and mie inklinaeshn tw dhis led my soe strongly, ugenst ol dh entreetyz and purswaezhnz v mie mudhr and udhr frendz, dhat dher seemd tw by sumthing faetl in dhat propenshn v naechr, tending durektly tw dh lief v mizry wich wuz tw byfol my.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seemz straenj tw my dhat a foeneemik orthografy in Inglish iz seen az sien v a ridoosd intlekt. Ie think it&#8217;z far mor rashnl dhan dh kurent sistm, such az it iz. Dherfor, Ie prezent an eksrpt frum Robinsn Kroosoe: Ie wuz born in dh yeer 1642, v a geud family, dhoe not v &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=479\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Orthografy Agen&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-linguistics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}