{"id":466,"date":"2006-01-28T11:51:51","date_gmt":"2006-01-28T18:51:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=466"},"modified":"2006-01-28T11:51:51","modified_gmt":"2006-01-28T18:51:51","slug":"its-alive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=466","title":{"rendered":"It’s Alive!"},"content":{"rendered":"

All I can say is, there’s nothing like getting laid off a week after your honeymoon to start off your married life. Andrea is, of course, her usual calm and supportive self. So if anyone needs a computational linguist, I’ll work for food.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, here’s something a little more entertaining: When Gastropods Attack!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

All I can say is, there’s nothing like getting laid off a week after your honeymoon to start off your married life. Andrea is, of course, her usual calm and supportive self. So if anyone needs a computational linguist, I’ll work for food. Meanwhile, here’s something a little more entertaining: When Gastropods Attack!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}