{"id":430,"date":"2005-10-17T14:01:17","date_gmt":"2005-10-17T21:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=430"},"modified":"2005-10-17T14:01:17","modified_gmt":"2005-10-17T21:01:17","slug":"theological-conundrum-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=430","title":{"rendered":"Theological Conundrum of the Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Maybe I could just Google this, but why are Catholics always seeing Mary instead of Jesus? Is she like the Press Secretary or something? Or is she more like Karl Rove?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&mdash; Jame Zawinski<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe I could just Google this, but why are Catholics always seeing Mary instead of Jesus? Is she like the Press Secretary or something? Or is she more like Karl Rove? &mdash; Jame Zawinski<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,10,3,7,9,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-history","category-journal","category-linguistics","category-rants","category-world"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=430"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}