{"id":108,"date":"2003-11-07T15:11:48","date_gmt":"2003-11-07T22:11:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=108"},"modified":"2003-11-07T15:11:48","modified_gmt":"2003-11-07T22:11:48","slug":"they-vant-to-suck-my-bloood-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=108","title":{"rendered":"They vant to suck my bloood&#8230; (NOT)."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Called Canadian Blood Services to ask about donating again.  It&#8217;s been over 2.5 years since my little run-in with a-fib, but they won&#8217;t let me donate blood.  Ever again.  Too bad, really, since it never took me more than 5 minutes to pump out the bag (can&#8217;t remember exactly how much it is), and I never got faint or anything.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, well, they only used plasma anyway, since I&#8217;ve had malaria.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Called Canadian Blood Services to ask about donating again. It&#8217;s been over 2.5 years since my little run-in with a-fib, but they won&#8217;t let me donate blood. Ever again. Too bad, really, since it never took me more than 5 minutes to pump out the bag (can&#8217;t remember exactly how much it is), and I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/balafon.net\/?p=108\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;They vant to suck my bloood&#8230; (NOT).&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balafon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}